December 2009
97 posts
Carly's house
Carly: Hey guys,
Nicole & I: Ehhhh?
Carly: You know how when you throw the pasta noodles at the wall and it'll stick if it's cooked right?
Nicole & I: Uhhh huhhhhh.
Carly: Well, I threw the pasta at the wall and it landed back in the pot, so there's one nasty noodle with wall germs on it kay?
Don't judge
a book by it’s cover. It’s so fucking annoying when people tell me shit like “Oh, I thought you were a goody good” or “I didn’t know you were that type of person”. Well, now you know. People are always thinking either too much of me or too less of me. Get your shit straight!
I caved :P →
Jm34: my balls are furry
h o o a: My balls are smooth.
Jm34: my balls are next to something tall and pointy
h o o a: Wtfuck, we're talking about christmas ornaments right? xD
Jm34: duh, christmas trees are tall and pointy
Jm34: hella dirty minded, shiiit =P
13849.) why did he ever have to exist ?
tttinale:
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Confession #6
I really don’t know what religion I am. Kindergarden to 4th grade I went to a Christian private school, so I studied the bible and all the shit. I still don’t understand why my parents sent me to a Christian school when they’re buddist. But in 7th grade my teacher introduced me to reincarnation and I really like the idea of the soul being like a cup of tea, even if the cup breaks...
lytoe580aznahoe: you're like ____ i guess?
lytoe580aznahoe: how she loves her cat
lytoe580aznahoe: omg she has like 32748618932746832 cats in her house
lytoe580aznahoe: no wonder everytime she talked to me she had like furballs in her mouth
daaamntinaa: EW
lytoe580aznahoe: JK LOLOL
This is what I hate the most.
When people are dissing you right in front of your own face.
It's one thing to talk about it, but to post it online?
Nuh uh, not cool.
Angerrrrrr
God, I have to learn Korean fast so I don’t have to freakin search for hours for english subs..
Confession #5
I am deeply afraid of my parents passing away. Today, my sister found a bald spot on my dad, and it was literaly bald. It scared the crap out of me, and made me realize how old my parents are. Plus, he’s been looking really weak and vulnerable lately, and I really am frightened. How am I suppose to cope with his death, because I know it’s going to come sooner or later. I know they can...
So you think you had a hard childhood?
atomicmi:
fuckyeahpokememe:
Well FUCK YOU, it’s got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the faggot prick next store who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth shit. Its not even like I had a choice, the town fucking had something like 9 people...
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Bold what you've done in '09
onetuuthree:
Did something you said you would never do.
Payed for someone who said they would pay you back but never did.
Lied about where you were.
Discovered a new musician.
Made something for a friend.
Got a new phone.
Got a new iPod/Zune/Mp3 player.
Watched three or more episodes of Saturday Night Live.
Made fun of someone.
Created a tumblr.
Flew on a plane for the first time.
...
My dream
Okay, so somehow Andrew Hill turned into some kind of HUGE college campus, with like a whole stadium and everything. And ROTC was hosting a bloody knuckles war xD So everyone went on the stadiums to watch. I was first, and I went against Keo Carolyn. Ahah I don’t know why. Well yeah at first we were just playing around but then Colonel started bitching at us - jeeze, even in my dreams - so...
Someone make plans with me, pleeeaase!
purplekatkitty:
mzhooa:
If not then I’m going to have to go to my mom’s work for the rest of winter break. Do you know how slow time goes while working in a watch shop?!?
what ever happened to iceskating? or Christmas in the park? or mall/movie day? lol, choose one!
Christmas in the park! + You, Kevin, Anthony, and I still needa go to the library..
Someone make plans with me, pleeeaase!
If not then I’m going to have to go to my mom’s work for the rest of winter break. Do you know how slow time goes while working in a watch shop?!?
To all the girls who have seen Wedding Dress and...
You’ve seen nothing yet.
Bacon Chedder Potato Wedgies
My new Jack in the Box fetish.
10 minutes
wthdidijustsay:
Till Chowder Gets tired of the other toy
And starts Chewing on my shirt again
=))) Oh yeah, and I forgot to tell you, if he doesn’t go to sleep you can just stuff him under the blanket and not let him out until he calms down xD Works well.
Mondaay!
Stayed up till 12 to wish John a happy birthday, and if your actually reading this Happy Birthday! Again! Then woke up at 8 to get ready for the Christmas party thing, soo early! But seeing Dennis reaction was worth it :D Now that I’m home, I guess I could say that I miss chowder. At first I thought I would feel a relief but nawhh ahah. Party was fun, had a lot of good laughs. Especially the...
If you say "beer can" in a British accent, you'll...
MAY
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing....
Should I give you another chance?
Or are you just going to hurt me again.
“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.”
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Last month was my sister’s birthday. She opened a present and was shocked to find a magazine filled with pictures of Miley Cyrus and the Jonas brothers. She was confused until pointed out that there was something else in the bag. She reached in and pulled out a pack of sharpies. She spent the next 2 hours drawing horns, moustaches and gotees on all the pictures in the magazine. Best birthday...
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WINTER BREAK
FINAAALLYYYYYYYY!!! Time to slack off and sleep late!
Pick up line FAIL...
tinaaster:
cthua:
chrishoang:
GUY: Girl if i can rearrange the alphabet i would put “u” and “I” together.
GIRL: Theres no need for that because “n” and “o” is already together.
Hahahaha! I can’t stop giggling.
If I were to rearange the alphabet, i’d put “f” and “u” together xD
Yay!
We got our Christmas Tree today, and I’m pretty happy because we haven’t had one in years. And thanks to Kevin we finally got one, so thank you very much. It made a hell of a mess, but I love it. I named her Jamie.
Confession #4
At age 13 I found out that it’s spelled February, not Febuary.
Confession #3
At night I turn my Ipod to full volume and use my headphones as speakers because if I put it in my ear and lay down it would be uncomftorable.
Hm
Well, yeah, I’m pretty sure me and a puppy just got into an argument, because we were growling at each other for like 5 minutes. I gave up, my throat was hurting. He won an extra bowl of food.
WTF.Seriously, watch this. →
ayeadray:
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dude wtf thats fucking bull, they’re just kids >_<
And sorry idk why the heart is right there.
-.-” Bleeech